Good little piece on Nimo, I hope we can steal him from those Mormons, that would make me happy. Alex Nimo is so damn fast - I once heard that Alex Nimo raced a cheetah across the continent of Africa and won. Then he ate the cheetah, rapidly devouring it in celebration.
Alex Nimo is so fast that he's done before the girl can even take her pants off. He's so fast that he doesn't eat a morning meal becuase instant breakfast just slows him down. Alex Nimo is so fast that he enhanced his SR-71 Blackbird by removing the engine and cutting out the floor - and he cruises around Portland Flintstone-style - you might see him if you can make out the blur.
I think Nimo might be the fastest guy on the team. His assist against Bayern II the other day was sweet.
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ReplyDeleteGood little piece on Nimo, I hope we can steal him from those Mormons, that would make me happy. Alex Nimo is so damn fast - I once heard that Alex Nimo raced a cheetah across the continent of Africa and won. Then he ate the cheetah, rapidly devouring it in celebration.
ReplyDeleteAlex Nimo is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
ReplyDeleteFaster than a SR-71 Blackbird?
ReplyDeleteAlex Nimo is so fast that he's done before the girl can even take her pants off. He's so fast that he doesn't eat a morning meal becuase instant breakfast just slows him down. Alex Nimo is so fast that he enhanced his SR-71 Blackbird by removing the engine and cutting out the floor - and he cruises around Portland Flintstone-style - you might see him if you can make out the blur.
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